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Bridget jonesing it rn. Dum dum dee dum. Dum dum dee dum. Omfg what if I never get laid bc he person I like could have another heart attack? Yo u wot

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Talking to rhe girl who’s life I saved on the phone. Lol. So glad she’s not dead

If he hasn’t realised im gay by now I don’t think he ever will. I feel tight but he’ll just get feelings and he’ll hate me.

ME AND JESS ARE GOING TO BOUNCE BY THE OUNCE AND DANCING WITH POPEYE THE GURNING MAN. IM GONNA STICK TO WICKEDS WHILE JESS PROBS SNIFFS BUBBLE OFF RUMES TOILETS. I HOPE I DONT SEE ANY FAMILY THERE AND THEY OFFER ME SOME KEYS. CANT BELIEVE RUMES IS STILL GOING MY GOD ITS A DUMP. ITS ALL FOR BANTA. JUST GONNA LOOK AT THE FAM AND LAUGH AT THE MESS. ROBOTTING MY TITS OFF TO SOME DONK

"If you’re ever with a girl who is too good for you, marry her."